A cheap way to find
out what you may or may not have caught from
having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said
she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this
little white lie will
girl to go get checked out. Within
a week she will
call you and let you know what you have
or don't have
Guy 1: "Man. I really
wish I had health insurance."
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "I've been with
so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."
Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"