3 definitions by naMhteiK98

A man who sells condoms to little kids and sells condom balloons to kids in school.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.
Mom! Ryan the condom man sold me 80 packs of condoms for free. It's so high quality. He wears condom balloons on his head
by naMhteiK98 March 6, 2017
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Damn! she is a such a Musgrove or What a Musgrove
by naMhteiK98 January 20, 2017
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