4 definitions by n4zhg

FCI Poundmeintheass

Reference to what happens to prisoners in federal custody (FCI = Federal Correctional Institue). Derived from the "federal pound me in the ass prison" line from the move Office Space.

Police officers who violate a person's civil rights should spend five years in FCI Poundmeintheass.

by n4zhg July 17, 2021

Trepanazine

Sometimes spelled "Trepanizine." A euphemism for a bullet. Derived from trepanning, the practice of opening holes in the skull for medical or other purposes.

Child molesters can be cured by administering 300 grains of Trepanazine.

by n4zhg June 29, 2019

federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

by n4zhg January 4, 2019

Must-Miss TV

Something that is not worth the effort. Does not apply exclusively to television shows, it refers to anything time-wasting, annoying, moronic, or even something that's "not your cup of tea." Derived from the National Broadcasting Company's slogan for their upcoming fall line-up of 1995: "Must-See TV."

President Biden is addressing the nation? Must-Miss TV.

Weaton and Scalzi? Must-Miss TV!

by n4zhg September 24, 2023