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Jewish origin:
A typical guy. Horny, selfish, and immature in nature, doesn't care about a girls feelings and will do anything to get laid. Possibly a cheater or a rumor-spreader, hated by the female gender.
Janet: "Why is Bill being such a schmuck? I can't believe we only broke up 2 days ago and he's already going out with that slut."
Gabby: " Like, OMG girl! You are SOO too good for him! And by the way, i am NOT a slut! Screw you!"
by mysterious writer June 11, 2004
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