'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation
is due in'
'Hey man I've been eating syrup
today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'
'Hey did you just see Rihanna
leave that toilet with Chris Brown
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'
(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss