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2 definitions by music3186

 
1.
(v) What a lurk does to everything they come in contact with using their hands, speech, eyes, and solely their presence, forever altering the original virgin context of the world to one of perverted obscenities.
Ivan pervs on everything around him including mannequins, scarves, and physics textbooks.
by music3186 April 11, 2006
 
2.
(v) What a lurk, such as Ivan, does to everything they come in contact with using their hands, speech, eyes, and solely their presence, forever altering the original virgin context of the world to one of perverted obscenities.
Ivan pervs on everything around him including mannequins, scarves, and physics textbooks.
by music3186 April 11, 2006