A Bavarian Handbasket, or 'hand basket', is a sex position for those "advanced nympho" ladies who would like
to spice things up a tiny
bit in the bedroom and perhaps
get a somewhat different reaction from their partner
/s than the normal, everyday whips
and chains, S&M, and gorilla toss.
Here are the directions for for the nympholadies who are getting bored with finger-in-the-asshole-bj' s, etc... They are very specific so be sure to write this
on the back of your
hand so you can read it and remember while doing it doggy style.
1. Firmly grasp your partner
's* genitalia, or balls, all the way at the top of where they hang down
* If having sex with more
than one man at the time, then repeat
you have a firm grasp on them
, rip out as many pubes on them
as possible or to your
liking, with your
3. Take the pubes and lay them
*Really, anywhere on your
body is fine. Putting them
chest, however, is what makes this
4. After removing all the sack pubes to your
liking, twist the ball sack 360 Degrees. If this
does not get a reaction from your partner
right away, keep twisting as necessary.
5. After twisting the sack to your
liking, pull it extremely hard
and quick, forcing your partner
to get on his knees.
6. When this
is completed, separate and take your
legs and put them
on his shoulders*. Be sure that your
feet are locked
behind his head so he cannot escape.
*If screwing a midget, this
step may be difficult.
7. Now take the ball sack and thrust it into your vagina
as much as possible. Release your
grip and jack off your partner
until he cums*, while the ball sack is still twisted
inside your vagina
*If there is blood, then you have done the whole process correctly.
8. You have successfully completed the Bavarian Handbasket. Congratulations! You may now smear your partner
's pubes in his face.
"Dude, Carla did this thing to me the other
night. She said
it was called the Bavarian Handbasket or some shit... said
she got it off urbandictionary or youtube
or some shit."
"Well, how was it dude?!?"
"Dude...it was the best thing ever! She forcefully
took my balls, ripped out their pubes, twisted my junk, and shoved it into her pussy, then jacked me off while it was still in there."
"Why doesn't Claire ever do that to me?..."