11 definitions by much_professional

smurf

Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.

Gamer: How. How the f*** did I just lose against that level 3 player?!
Friend: Ha get smurfed

by much_professional June 29, 2018

Kiap

Singlish for clip (verb).

Don't kiap my book under your armpit!

by much_professional April 28, 2019

mobile remorse

When you regret using SO MUCH HANDPHONE in your life and not being able to do the things you want or wish to do.

In 2088...

"My grandpa's got a serious case of mobile remorse. He can no longer do the things he wanted in life instead of gaming."

by much_professional August 9, 2018

C&D

Constipation and diarrhea. One of the worst combinations of diseases you'll ever have.

I'm guessing I have C&D, because every time I take a shit it feels like popping a baby.

by much_professional April 13, 2019