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1 definition by mrsmerk

 
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the act of smerk cumming on a female's face, then telling her to "wipe that SMERK off her face"
bro, did you hear what smerk did? he performed a smerkumcision on that chick he met last night!

he totally smerkumcised that girl from the club last night.
by mrsmerk August 21, 2011