when your girl does nothing but talk, talk, talk and you are stuck listening. With no happy ending.
Inquiring Dude: Hey man you were on the phone forever with that girl. Was she giving you phone sex?
Dejected Dude: All she did on the phone was talk about the dogs, work, the weather and what she and her fucking girlfriends are doing this weekend. My ear is aching from listening.
Inquiring Dude: She just gave you an ear job
Dejected Dude: At least it wasn't a rear job.