18 definitions by mrkapper
In the game CounterStrike:Source, the term para may refer to either
a) The M249 Machine Gun, also known as "Para," this gun is fantastic for support fire but pretty useless over long range, or-
b) With allusion to parachuting or paratrooping; the act of jumping in front of an opponent then showering him with bullets as you descend. Usually a desperate last resort tactic used when surprised or sprung, but can be used as an offence on some occasions, for example during a seige - "para" can be used to surprise and deter enemy frontmen, allowing your team to advance. In this instance you are essentially a kamikaze and are sacrificing yourself for the good of your team. Best guns for "para" are p90, mac10, mp5 and of course the eponymous m249 para.
a) The M249 Machine Gun, also known as "Para," this gun is fantastic for support fire but pretty useless over long range, or-
b) With allusion to parachuting or paratrooping; the act of jumping in front of an opponent then showering him with bullets as you descend. Usually a desperate last resort tactic used when surprised or sprung, but can be used as an offence on some occasions, for example during a seige - "para" can be used to surprise and deter enemy frontmen, allowing your team to advance. In this instance you are essentially a kamikaze and are sacrificing yourself for the good of your team. Best guns for "para" are p90, mac10, mp5 and of course the eponymous m249 para.
1: Dude, para sucks, you got me with a mac10.
2:
(Player breaks seige on base by performing "para" with mac10, headshotting 2 players then dying. His team finishes off the assailants.)
Player: hell yeah, PARA!!
Player2: lol yeah nice para
Player3: fuk off noob
2:
(Player breaks seige on base by performing "para" with mac10, headshotting 2 players then dying. His team finishes off the assailants.)
Player: hell yeah, PARA!!
Player2: lol yeah nice para
Player3: fuk off noob
by mrkapper June 7, 2007
Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.
1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
by mrkapper December 2, 2005
n.
A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.
v.
To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".
A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.
v.
To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".
1: "Oh gross, wash that thing before you put it in my mouth!"
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."
by mrkapper July 11, 2006
Lead singer of the once-decent-cum-dreadful punk band Green Day. A bisexual fuckwit with limited intelligence, lacklustre borderline emo songwriting skill; a very general piece of societal detritus.
An asshole who converted Green Day from a 20th century Punk rock masterpiece into a 21st century piece of canine excrement.
Responsible for the writing of Jesus of Suburbia, arguably 2005's worst musical sample and amongst the worst songs ever written. His vocals are incessantly raucous, unbearably monotonous, repetitive, and bordering on the skill of a Singstar newbie.
Claims that bisexuality is normal (thus clearing himself of defamation) and that all heterosexuality is the result of social dogma. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you your fuckwit.
An asshole who converted Green Day from a 20th century Punk rock masterpiece into a 21st century piece of canine excrement.
Responsible for the writing of Jesus of Suburbia, arguably 2005's worst musical sample and amongst the worst songs ever written. His vocals are incessantly raucous, unbearably monotonous, repetitive, and bordering on the skill of a Singstar newbie.
Claims that bisexuality is normal (thus clearing himself of defamation) and that all heterosexuality is the result of social dogma. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you your fuckwit.
Billie Joe Armstrong - Landslide victor of the coveted Fuckwit of Century award. A moron beyond society's comprehension.
by mrkapper January 27, 2006
1. Four words of the NATO Phonetic Alphabet which, when read in that order, spell out the ever-popular four letter expletive, FUCK.
2. A 2005 hit single by The Bloodhound Gang. Attains two things - (i) the outright bastardization of the phonetic alphabet and (ii) the invention of a number of creative ways to describe the noble art of 'fucking'. For most listeners, this is their first subjection to the wonders of the NATO alphabet.
3. Phonetic combination used by Flight Simulator 2002 nerds to personalise their aircraft; thus the word 'FUCK' spells itself on the aircraft's tail.
2. A 2005 hit single by The Bloodhound Gang. Attains two things - (i) the outright bastardization of the phonetic alphabet and (ii) the invention of a number of creative ways to describe the noble art of 'fucking'. For most listeners, this is their first subjection to the wonders of the NATO alphabet.
3. Phonetic combination used by Flight Simulator 2002 nerds to personalise their aircraft; thus the word 'FUCK' spells itself on the aircraft's tail.
1: Tank: Come in, base, this is Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo!
Base: Yeah? Fuck you, too.
2: Chris: So, whats ya favourite song at the moment?
Mary: FUCK
Chris: What?
Mary: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, dummy.
Chris: Does that spell fuck?
Mary: Oh, sorry, I forgot you had an IQ of 80. My bad.
3: Tom: OMGZ, my Learjet's tail says "FUCK"!!
Harry: Wow, wish I were that witty.....
Base: Yeah? Fuck you, too.
2: Chris: So, whats ya favourite song at the moment?
Mary: FUCK
Chris: What?
Mary: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, dummy.
Chris: Does that spell fuck?
Mary: Oh, sorry, I forgot you had an IQ of 80. My bad.
3: Tom: OMGZ, my Learjet's tail says "FUCK"!!
Harry: Wow, wish I were that witty.....
by mrkapper November 18, 2005
Derived from "I think" and possibly fuelled by Star Wars: Episode I, The Phantom Menace, "methinks" is a term added to a sentence to express opinion.
Can be used at any point in the sentence, thus adding a flexibility advantage over "I think". However, owing to its poor continuity with formal English, it is often suggestive of idiocy.
Can be used at any point in the sentence, thus adding a flexibility advantage over "I think". However, owing to its poor continuity with formal English, it is often suggestive of idiocy.
1: Your friend is a foolish one, methinks.
1: Methinks you are wrong.
1: Jane is HOT, methinks!!
2: Methinks is a stupid word, methinks.
1: Methinks you are wrong.
1: Jane is HOT, methinks!!
2: Methinks is a stupid word, methinks.
by mrkapper December 3, 2005
A crude onomatopoeia used to indicate that one has an erection. Derived from comics wherein erection is associated with the text "Ping!".
More broadly, the term is used as an exclamation upon the sighting of a very attractive female, implying that the sighting has the potential to induce instant erection, or has already done so.
Sometimes used in online chat to substitute explanation in any of the cases above. I.e. the chatter will use "ping!" as a substitute for "I have an erection", or, "I agree, seeing Jessica Alba in a bikini makes me hard."
More broadly, the term is used as an exclamation upon the sighting of a very attractive female, implying that the sighting has the potential to induce instant erection, or has already done so.
Sometimes used in online chat to substitute explanation in any of the cases above. I.e. the chatter will use "ping!" as a substitute for "I have an erection", or, "I agree, seeing Jessica Alba in a bikini makes me hard."
1: "I was sitting in class the other day and I saw up Lizzies skirt, and all of a sudden, PING!".
2: Tom - "Get a load of that girl in the bikini over there!"
George - "Ping!"
2: Tom - "Get a load of that girl in the bikini over there!"
George - "Ping!"
by mrkapper November 30, 2005