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17 definitions by mr.zero

 
1.
A secretion produced by the human rectum that is responsible for tenaciously maintaining fecal odor on skin. Rectoil is dispersed through Butt Juice.
I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before I got the smell off my fingers. That Rectoil is no joke!
by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011
 
2.
A term for either explosive diarrhea or severe constipation.
"I"m sorry Sparkle Bear, but we can't have sex tonight. I'm still really, REALLY backed up you know where" said Bradley in a sheepish tone. "DON'T SPARKLE BEAR ME MRS. BI-POLAR HOLE! FOR WEEKS YOU COULDN'T STOP SHITING AND NOW THIS! THIS! YOUR BUTT DRAMA IS TEARING OUR LIFE APART!!!!" Winston screamed out as he ran from the bedroom into the cold New England night wearing nothing more then a tiara and "Charo" the chihuahua.
by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011
 
3.
A secretion produced by the human anus that is responsible for maintaining fecal odor on skin.
"I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time, I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before the Anusoil came off my fingers".
by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011
 
4.
What happens when you unexpectedly let out a full bowel movement in your pants and are dumbfounded on how to move.
"I'd rather use a dirty bathroom then find myself parallogged cuz I crapped my pants in public!".
by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011
 
5.
The act of finding a way to discreetly fart in public a place while keeping anyone from hearing or smelling it.
"After we ate that Thia food I had to BUBBLE JUGGLE 'til the end of our date. So glad she didn't notice".
by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011
 
6.
An incredibly pungent fart that occurs without warning.
I was in the middle kissing her when this BUTT NINJA comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! I was so embarrassed.
by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011
 
7.
A tube use to either inhale ones own farts or another person's farts.
"I have to get a new Enemaler RIGHT NOW! This old one is clogged up with fart dust and the party starts in an hour!".
by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011