3 definitions by mr. taco man

sloppy taco dive

eating out a dirty old mexican bitch after coating her vag in refried beans.

this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.

by mr. taco man October 25, 2007

brown nap

passing out drunk while eating out a chick that was given ruffies and waking up with your face in her corn hole.

"dude you were so wasted last night you took a brown nap on stacy"

by mr. taco man October 25, 2007

poop scoop

to scrape the left over poop off of a kittens ass with a nilla wafer

after the kitty pooed i poop scooped the dangeler on his anus

by mr. taco man October 25, 2007