5 definitions by mr. humann
To insist that one's views are the only correct ones because they are from a female or feminist perspective. Counterpart to the older pejorative mansplaining, feminsist is a portmanteau of feminism and insist. It indicates both an inability to grasp other points of view and a religiously singleminded adherence to one's chosen dogmas. It also implies the tiresomely endless repetition of faulty feminist accusations and arguments.
"Dude, she really called the cops on you?"
"Yeah man, she feminsisted that I was a misogynist and almost raped her because I asked her if she wanted to get a coffee."
"Yeah man, she feminsisted that I was a misogynist and almost raped her because I asked her if she wanted to get a coffee."
by mr. humann October 24, 2014
by mr. humann May 19, 2010
Literally, as a reversal of the common expression "friends with benefits" this could mean any platonic friendship--but there are already plenty of words for that most-common of relationships. Friends without benefits describes a particular type of a situation where you've outgrown or are tired of a friend but through some force of habit (on either person's part really) they're still in your life. But there's no benefit to the relationship for you. They keep calling you up and acting like everything's everything when you're around but you're so relieved when they hang up or leave. And nothing really bad has happened that you could point to and "break up" with them. So you plod onward making excuses and dreading the next time they call. Happens most often with borderline sociopaths who are unable to pick up on the stream of cues you give them that they're unwelcome. Also requires you to be too empathic to simply tell them to fuck off. Mutual history also plays a part in this. May be more common in middle age.
by mr. humann June 17, 2010
1. the beautiful feelings of transformation that are expressed on the faces that get shat on in german scheisse porn.
2. the feelings of relief that most people who see the video get because shit's not their kink.
2. the feelings of relief that most people who see the video get because shit's not their kink.
"I'm so happy I can feel the weight of of your turd curling around from my upper lip, over my wide-open eye and across my forehead! The aroma is giving me the most excrellent scheissenfreude I've ever felt!"
"young Thai lady-boys give me a boner but I feel great scheissenfreude that there are no diapers involved."
"young Thai lady-boys give me a boner but I feel great scheissenfreude that there are no diapers involved."
by mr. humann May 19, 2010
like if your boss has a low-end vocabulary and suggests that you work your day off in a way that you know you can't refuse you can give him a big smile and say, "Excrellent! I'll be here Saturday at 7am!" and if he even hears that you aren't saying excellent he will just think it's like all those other words he hears that he doesn't know and he'll infer from your smile and body language that it's something good. but really it isn't. and you keep your job too.
by mr. humann May 19, 2010