12 definitions by mr. $mithers
The act of being able to chug a large amount of Pepsi or similar Pepsi product and keep it down after an extraordinarily large belch. The majority of people able to accomplish this are true Pepsi-holics
Dan: Were you there last night when Carl did the Pepchug of the 2 liter?
Bill: I wasn't there but I heard it down the street.
Dan: Do tell. But you should've seen it. He blew out the front window and curled the dog's hair!
Bill: I wasn't there but I heard it down the street.
Dan: Do tell. But you should've seen it. He blew out the front window and curled the dog's hair!
by mr. $mithers December 6, 2009
A bouncy Scorpio is a Scorpio of the female variety who has a large and bouncy personality, including a very quick wit. They also tend to be sarcastically touchy but maintain a reasonably good disposition.
Serena is such a Bouncy Scorpio. I've never known her to be royally pissed. She still likes to take cheap & sarcastic shots at anyone who deserves it.
by mr. $mithers December 6, 2009
Meaning to suck down an ICEE straight out of the machine resulting in a massive brain freeze. Most notably coined and acted out by Pauly Shore in Encino Man, followed by Brendan Fraser who weezed it hard and paid for it.
Clerk: What you doing?
Pauly: Chill man. We're just weezing a little joo-ooce
Clerk: No weezing the juice
Brendan: Weez the juice!
Clerk: No! No weezing the joo-ooce!
Pauly: Chill man. We're just weezing a little joo-ooce
Clerk: No weezing the juice
Brendan: Weez the juice!
Clerk: No! No weezing the joo-ooce!
by mr. $mithers September 2, 2009
To be completely dumbfounded at something but can't help laughing at the absurdity of the given situation
Jim: I totally had a flablagraff. I couldn't understand why Phil took that can of Cheez Whiz and shot it down the back of his pants.
Vince: No kidding. I guess he just likes to cut the cheese.
Vince: No kidding. I guess he just likes to cut the cheese.
by mr. $mithers January 2, 2009
The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.
Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
by mr. $mithers December 6, 2009