Definitions by mr low grade

Longism 

A task, activity or event undertaken by an individual that should take a short amount of time to complete but ends up getting sidetracked & takes hours or even days to complete.

I was supposed to be picked up at 1pm its now 4pm.
3 phone calls later & he's only just left the house. What a longism!

Longism by Mr Low Grade May 11, 2010

Super mega long 

To do something that should take minutes, ends up taking either hours or days. Deluded to the point where he / she thinks they are efficient, prompt & decisive.

What is Evs up to? He went to Tesco & has been ages, boy he's super mega long sometimes!

Super mega long by Mr Low Grade February 28, 2010

social sleeping 

To fall asleep, usually without warning in a social situation.

spicer really needs to cut down on his social sleeping

social sleeping by mr low grade August 23, 2007