Definitions by mouse

Nga 

Nga is a very popular vietnamese name. But it sounds like complete nonsense to someone who does not have a vietnamese accent. Many girls named Nga are quite beautiful but be weary, ask how she pronounces it or she might become offended and curse you in vietnamese.

Nga is a very nice girl. Nga is a complete twat. Nga is very aggressive.

Nga by mouse March 17, 2005

worship 

A practice to honor, praise or otherwise raise up a person, item, higher power or idea.

He worshiped her beauty
They Worshiped at church

Im also suprised no one took the time to "jesusbash" here or otherwise be ignorant

worship by Mouse January 26, 2005

ren 

Renaissance re-enactors, those ever so slightly creepy people that belong to groups like “Society for Creative Anachronism”. Folks who dress in period attire, run around the woods, and think that they are really Robin Hood.

"Where is Amy?"
"She ran of with a group of kids weilding battle axes and dressed like they are in the dark ages"
"She is sooo ren"

ren by Mouse January 7, 2005

paris hilton 

A moron with absolutely no morals or brains, who is completely FAKE in every way, a racist bigoted bitch who is so shallow it could make your had spin! She actually has people idolizing her because she is rich and wears expensive clothes. Get a grip, people! She says in her stupid pink book.'...only have billionaire friends.' So all you'fans' out there, she wouldn't look twice at ya! Dumbasses!

See also: shallow, snob, stupid,

paris hilton by Mouse January 1, 2005

LAN party 

the phrase "lan" is derived from the abbreviation Local access network, pronounced phonetically.

Having hosted a few myself, I know there usually isnt gay orgy/porn transfer involved...

"lan party" as defined by thinkgeek.com:
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A New Social Ritual Amongst The Elite

If you've never been to a LAN Party, you haven't lived properly (or you suck at gaming). If you suck at gaming, dont despair, you can still go to a LAN party, jack in, and just sniff packets and write code and still have some fun. Or you can be the sysadmin and setup the networking or you can just handle the food and beverages (get me my Bawls!)

Ah, sweet LAN parties...The stimulating scent of caffeine, the verbal jousting, the smell of pepperoni lingering in the air, the floor a tangled infestation of cat5, the neon lights of case mods poking through the scene like lasers in fog. Nothing quite like it. And when the gaming starts, everybody becomes so intense. One frag leads to the next, emotions wax and wane as gibs amass and levels change, here an unnamed player, there an elite commando with uncanny aim. Over time, the LAN party itself, a single organism, breathing, hunting....

Or something like that.
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Gamer 1: Hey man are you going to Sean's for that new-year's LAN party?
Gamer 2: Nah, I'm too much of a rookie, you guys would own the hell out of me :(

LAN party by Mouse November 1, 2004

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device 

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device by Mouse October 1, 2004

Jeans and Thongs Kinda Guy 

Jeans: Often in flare cut
Thong: Australian definition of
sandal, flipflop.
A jeans and thongs kinda guy is one who is concerned with current trends, and often is not interested in the fairer sex.

That guy Derrick is definately a jeans and thongs kinda guy

Jeans and Thongs Kinda Guy by mouse July 28, 2004