2 definitions by moufassa
He's a fucking war-hungry, money-hungry, power-hungry, election rigging, retarded stupid president that can't even eat a PRETZEL properly, I swear to god he's the fucking reincarnation of Hitler and his fucking dumbass vice named Dick Cheney is the Reincarnation of Benito Mussolini, I am Canadian, my prime minister (Paul Martin) is honest and doesn't rig elections and doesn't fucking choke on pretzels. 98 percent of our country wants to kill Bush, while the other 1.9 percent want him to be captured by Bin Laden and killed in a mustard gas chamber and the 0.1 percent is me, who wants to shoot him in the ass with my rifle. Burn in hell U fucking asshole!
Bush: Iraq has nuclear missiles
Crowd: Bullshit, you are just trying to start another war.
Canadian dude: hey Bush I'm tired of you treating my country like a bunch of chimps, I'm one canuck U don't want to fuck with!
POW! Shot in the ass
Crowd: Bullshit, you are just trying to start another war.
Canadian dude: hey Bush I'm tired of you treating my country like a bunch of chimps, I'm one canuck U don't want to fuck with!
POW! Shot in the ass
by moufassa March 14, 2005
The Fuckin hottest to ever set foot on this earth, Nice tits, (not 2 big and not too small) a good hairy pussy and a nice ass, her ass is like the hamburgers that I cook.. Thick and Juicy, if she came up to me and said she wanted to: do me/suck me off/or have me fuck her in her ass, I wouldn't say no, would you?
by moufassa March 14, 2005