2 definitions by moostard

Top Definition
The massive boner that greets you every morning
Hey baby, you awake? I've been jabbing this dawn horn into your back for the last 20 minutes, you going to cooperate?
#morning glory #boner #morning #penis #sunrise surprise #dawn raid #boner breakfast
by moostard September 05, 2009
When one partakes in inhaling the smoke produced from the burning of marijuana, followed shortly there after by a long and very enjoyable period of masturbation.
Adam>> Hey man, I'm blazed as shit, lets get get some fucking cheese burgers asap!
Matt>> Hold that thought - I have to tend to myself, it's bake'n'shake time!!
#wank #masturbating #beat #penis #weed #stoned
by moostard September 05, 2009
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