2 definitions by moosey65

A ginger snake incapable of uttering a single human word
Whoa, that guy just stabbed him in the back! What a Jack Austen!
by moosey65 August 7, 2017
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Fake tan so thick the wearer looks like a wrinkly orange prune
Dude, did you see that hag back there? She was wearing like 15 layers of trumpsauce!
by moosey65 August 7, 2017
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