Definitions by mooseshadows

Hog Struck 

Becoming fascinated or greatly impressed after seeing a particularly breathtaking dick pic.

After Chaughn sent his dick pic to the group chat I was instantly Hog Struck. I've been able to think of nothing else for days on end now.

Hog Struck by mooseshadows April 1, 2025

Buzzsplain 

The act of talking down to someone while simultaneously regurgitating information that was probably obtained from Wikipedia only a few moments earlier.

Stephanie was buzzsplaining to John Mayer how to pick up women and how to write love songs.

“John, my boy. Me thinks women don’t actually appreciate having their bodies compared to theme parks. It will never work.”

Buzzsplain by mooseshadows June 10, 2022

Baxter Pipeline 

Toilet to shower method of masturbating.

Sean said he likes to start his fap sessions off while sitting backwards on the toilet with an empty cardboard toitlet paper holder around his unit. He then backpeddles away from the throne and pivots into the shower where he climaxes in the soap tray. Its only after his engorged member has returned to its flaccid state that he can remove the cardboard and complete his Baxter Pipeline session.

Baxter Pipeline by mooseshadows February 7, 2019

moscow kyle 

When you take a shot of vodka and then light yourself on fire.

Baxter showed up at the bar and promptly bought Satevo a Moscow Kyle and then helped him reach the sweet release of Valhalla by handing him a match which Satevo gratefully used to immediately set himself aflame.

moscow kyle by mooseshadows August 17, 2017

Side Dad 

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

Side Dad by mooseshadows August 9, 2016

Denver Rock Slide 

when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for sex so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.

Dude, Rick needs to find a side piece or something. Just texted me that his wife was too tired for sex so he had to settle for the Denver Rock Slide. Poor bastard is better off fapping it to some Game of Thrones books.

Denver Rock Slide by mooseshadows March 16, 2015

Whistle Pig 

A huge slut of a girl that you can get to come over simply by whistling at her.

I cant believe Ben is actually going to sects up that slam donkey. All he did was look at her and that whistle pig was jumping into his PT Cruiser in no time.

Whistle Pig by mooseshadows March 5, 2015