mooseshadows's definitions

Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.

Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.

by mooseshadows August 9, 2016

Baxter Pipeline

Toilet to shower method of masturbating.

Sean said he likes to start his fap sessions off while sitting backwards on the toilet with an empty cardboard toitlet paper holder around his unit. He then backpeddles away from the throne and pivots into the shower where he climaxes in the soap tray. Its only after his engorged member has returned to its flaccid state that he can remove the cardboard and complete his Baxter Pipeline session.

by mooseshadows February 7, 2019

moscow kyle

When you take a shot of vodka and then light yourself on fire.

Baxter showed up at the bar and promptly bought Satevo a Moscow Kyle and then helped him reach the sweet release of Valhalla by handing him a match which Satevo gratefully used to immediately set himself aflame.

by mooseshadows August 17, 2017

Famous Anus

The act of getting a skanky female bartender's press-on nail stuck in your rectum during coitus.

Man, did you see Ty during happy hour today? He was squirming around in his bar seat. Him and Rachel the bartender must have gone Famous Anus last night.

by mooseshadows December 19, 2012

Buzzsplain

The act of talking down to someone while simultaneously regurgitating information that was probably obtained from Wikipedia only a few moments earlier.

Stephanie was buzzsplaining to John Mayer how to pick up women and how to write love songs.

“John, my boy. Me thinks women don’t actually appreciate having their bodies compared to theme parks. It will never work.”

by mooseshadows June 10, 2022

Hot Tub Slime Machine

Hooking up with a rando you met on a message board and broadcasting it via Google Hangout.

Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!

by mooseshadows February 24, 2015

Yella Cat

A cat from Alabama, Yellow in color, loving in nature. And a fierce hunter of mice.

Yella Cat came in to our lives like a song and left behind a melody we shall never forget.

by mooseshadows January 13, 2015