1 definition by moomins_r_gay

a black dressed, pale unhygienic being who believes themselves atractive because of the dim witted emos which he doth asosiate himself with. with black teeth and a stench resembling that of an deceased anus (belonging to a man aplicted with loose bowel syndrome), he scares even the most battle hardened of war veterans. so scary even chuck norris turned down the challange of bringin this foul beast in for extermination.
"jesus bastard christ its moomin!"

"has anyone trod in shit?"

"put it down timmy you dont know where its been!"

"is your mother proud of you?"
by moomins_r_gay August 24, 2007
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