3 definitions by monkeyliar

ruddock

a small fat rodent that lives in a pouch under its father testicles till the age of 18, where it is then raped by the father and sent off to make its own way in life.

Bradley
"look at that ruddock over there isnt it cute?"

George
"fuck no lets kill it!"

by monkeyliar March 22, 2010

lambing

when a boy reaches into a girls pussy with both hands as if pulling out a baby sheep

I walked in on simon lambing jess the other day.

by monkeyliar October 8, 2009

lambing

when a boy reaches into a girls pussy with both hands as if pulling out a baby sheep

I walked in on simon lambing jess the other day.

by monkeyliar October 8, 2009