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Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys
Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army?

- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?

- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!

- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.

We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.

What did they do with it?

They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.

What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?

All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.

I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.

What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?

They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.

Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.

You mean space age monkies right?

Yeah.
Man, did you hear about the USSR's plan to mate humans with monkies?
Yeah a weirdo space monkey.
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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