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Definitions by monkey69

fuckoffee 

Hot beverage offered to co-workers that you hate, but try to get along with in sarcastic manner.
Hey fellas, anyone fuckoffee?
fuckoffee by monkey69 July 1, 2007

point and wank 

The type of user interface that is proliferated by operating systems such as windoze.

Typically, this abstracts all configuration of a piece of software to a series of clicks in a pop-up dialog box.
I run Linux, because I like being able to hack my config files about easily. With windoze it's all point and wank.
point and wank by monkey69 April 24, 2007

twatabyte 

A twatabyte (derived from the SI prefix twata-) is a unit of information or computer storage equal to 1000 yottabytes. It is commonly abbreviated TwB.

1 twatabyte = 1^27 bytes = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bytes.
At the rate windows developers are pissing memory up the wall, it'll take a fucking twatabyte of RAM to run windows in 10 years!
twatabyte by Monkey69 October 8, 2005