2 definitions by monkey lover

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Similar to Sars, but only cowboys, KKK, and so-called gungho GI gets it by rubbing their pairrie dog's private part everynite.
Cowboy Bush and KKK Whitey is acting like monkeys after getting monkeypox from rubbing their dog's genital every morning and twice at night.
by monkey lover June 19, 2003

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A slang word sometimes used to refer to male genetalia. Not to be confused with "brass monkey" wich is an alcoholic beverage. They can however be used together.
Q: Hey man what are you gonna do tonight ?

A: I'm gonna go home get blitzed on some brass monkey then spank my ol' monkey.. Wanna Help ?
by Monkey Lover July 08, 2004

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