1 definition by monet is that bitch
a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.
mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love
by monet is that bitch June 29, 2020