2 definitions by momalord
Someone who attempts to ejaculate but fails due to physical, mental, or mechanical reasons.
Verb form: floop.
Definition: Fail miserably at sth.
Verb form: floop.
Definition: Fail miserably at sth.
X: I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, I never came.
Y: Wow, you're such a floopan.
Verb form usage:
Rick: Did you manage to get the alien serum in the portal opener?
Morty: I couldn't find the serum, Rick. I flooped big time.
Rick: You're such a dick, Morty.
Y: Wow, you're such a floopan.
Verb form usage:
Rick: Did you manage to get the alien serum in the portal opener?
Morty: I couldn't find the serum, Rick. I flooped big time.
Rick: You're such a dick, Morty.
by momalord January 5, 2022
A lighter that doesn't do much but lazes around all day.
It can be personified to refer to a human being or animal or even a bird.
It can be personified to refer to a human being or animal or even a bird.
Bogdan: Hey Mech Adams, can you pass the lighter?
Mech Adams: Oh, that one? That's a fatter.
Joe & McAdams: Sorry, what?
Mech Adams: It doesn't work; it burns neither calories nor cigarettes.
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Joe: Hey, let's work on the assignment tomorrow.
Donald: Sure, I'll find someone on Fiverr.
Joe: You fucking fatter.
Mech Adams: Oh, that one? That's a fatter.
Joe & McAdams: Sorry, what?
Mech Adams: It doesn't work; it burns neither calories nor cigarettes.
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Joe: Hey, let's work on the assignment tomorrow.
Donald: Sure, I'll find someone on Fiverr.
Joe: You fucking fatter.
by momalord March 5, 2022