Definitions by moistpickles

hijinks

Usually a bunch of straight teenage boys in a P.E locker room throwing chairs at lockers for tiktok or some shit like that.

Or “boyish horseplay.” As google says after asking Siri. Unless you got n Android... do y’all have Siri? Or is it just “google.” PPFFT. Hey at least it’s not that dumb bitch Cortana.

“P.E teacher: *absent*

Boys: let’s ensue hijinks.

hijinks by moistpickles September 17, 2019

backshots 

to be hit from the back so hard it sounds like bullets pouring out a MAC-11. BAH! BAH! BAH! Ogs know the drill.

“Damn his shit was soooo good...I took them backshots like a champ.”

backshots by moistpickles May 12, 2019