moco & p-phat's definitions

Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway

Fucking a loose Pussy - you feel Nothing!

Fucking Jenna Jameson is Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

The Hardwood (Floor)

Bald pussy, shaved twat

Many chicks today have the Hardwood (Floor) below the belt.

by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012

Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)

Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!

by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011

The Choker

A long, thick cock that a broad chokes on while trying to suck (blow) it

MOCO gave Colleen the choker but she couldn't choke it down!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Meat Ring Philosophy

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small

Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Two Fingers Deep

Fingering a twat with two fingers (usually the index and middle)

MOCO was two fingers deep in Colleen on Sunday!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008