4 definitions by mobilesventek
The act of being conscientiousness about a topic to the point of being contentious. Being so ardent about supporting one point of view that you vilify someone who doesn't believe as you do.
To behave in a manner opposite to F. Scott Fitzgerald's quote: "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."
This behavior is most often noted in people with too much time on their hands.
To behave in a manner opposite to F. Scott Fitzgerald's quote: "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function."
This behavior is most often noted in people with too much time on their hands.
You want people who are unemployed and broke to get worked up about Men's Rights and foreskin restoration? That's being a little contenciencious, isn't it?
by mobilesventek April 25, 2011
Any office space, usually modular and owned by a company like Regus or Carr, where the offices are rent-by-the-hour/day/week/month. The type of businesses that utilize an anonymoffice generally can't afford a long-term lease, which should tell you something about their success. Anonymoffice spaces love to nickel-and-dime you for everything: coffee, snacks, copies, faxing, etc.
Companies that use anonymoffices often have creepy people hanging around the lobby. It's a little hard to feel good about your job when your reception answers the phone for several dozen companies at the same time. It's hard to love coming to work when your bathroom has been destroyed for the dozenth time by a homeless person or an angry customer.
Companies that use anonymoffices often have creepy people hanging around the lobby. It's a little hard to feel good about your job when your reception answers the phone for several dozen companies at the same time. It's hard to love coming to work when your bathroom has been destroyed for the dozenth time by a homeless person or an angry customer.
"John, why'd you leave that job?" "Oh, it was a nightmare. They say they're an F50 company, but they kept us all in some anonymoffice all day. Total buzz-kill."
by mobilesventek May 18, 2017
To have a situation foul up worse than you ever thought possible. To have a piece of equipment experience more abuse than it was designed for. To experience a problem far beyond your worst-case scenario planning.
When a computer crashes and your backup tapes are missing and it's quarter-end and the boss just decided to reject your budget for adequate data recovery. "This is Fukushima'ed."
When your home mortgage is underwater and you can't apply for refinancing and you can't afford to keep it and you can't afford to take the credit hit by walking away. "You're Fukushima'ed."
When your home mortgage is underwater and you can't apply for refinancing and you can't afford to keep it and you can't afford to take the credit hit by walking away. "You're Fukushima'ed."
by mobilesventek March 17, 2011
Any couple that spends their entire life in the 'cute couple' stage and never graduates to anything else. They bore their friends to tears with social media posts about their perfect life and perfect vacations and how much they love their animals but ultimately that's all they have to talk about.
After Jennifer's hundred 50th post about her amazing trip to Hawaii and her fabulous Beach Body, Megan realized that Jennifer and Todd were victims of cute couple syndrome
by mobilesventek October 9, 2016