in central florida. population
: not worth mentioning
ridiculous amount of rednecks, sex offenders and old people.
home of the crystal river manatees. people visit
from all over
the world to see these huge wastes of blubber when in reality
they deserve the wounds the motor boats inflict
"radioactive beach" is where the cc population
goes to sunbathe because if you actually swim in the water, you'll mutate in some way or another
thanks to the nearby power plant.
"cool" places to hang
are the circus tent
mall (only mall in the county
, major department stores include kmart
and sears), the relatively new super walmart (where it has been proven that at any given point in time at least 5 people who know will be there), and the rundown roller barn (every kid in the county
had at least one birthday party there).
only cool place
to work is of course the inverness regal. because the people there rock. best coffee shop would be russ' coffee depot in crystal river which very
few people know of. and if you want anything
else you'll have to drive a million miles away. because that is how far from civilization citrus county
citrus county blows ass.