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Definitions by mizzle

Tony Blair 

Also known as Tony Asshole Blair. He wants to evict the Queen so he can have kinky royal sex with George W(anker) Asshole Bushraider Bush because then Mr Bushy can have even more power than those stupid ignorant yanky asswipes have already stupidly given him so he can go and bomb some innocent civilians for the sheer yanky fun of it because Tony Asshole Blair isnt around to have sexy royal throne sex with him on the (ex) Queens throne.
Mr Asshole Blair: Er, er, eh-i-i-i i did what you a-a-a-sked of me oh-oh gracious holy one
Mr Asshole Bushy: He-he-he-he now bend over backwards for me or ill bomb some more innocents
Mr Asshole Blair: *bends over*
Mr Asshole Bushy: *Begins to ride Mr Blair like he has never been ridden before until he fucking bleeds!!
Tony Blair by Mizzle March 20, 2005

confuzzed 

Short way of saying confuzzled
Random stranger: I love you
You: *Confuzzed*
confuzzed by Mizzle December 16, 2004

fishcake 

A cake made of fish, or a fish made of cake, i cant decide...
Mmmm fishcakes!
Your mum smells like a fishcake!
fishcake by Mizzle December 16, 2004

confuzzled 

State of confusion and puzzlement. Can be shortened to confuzzed
'A': Hey dooood have you seen that new gynograplastic umentilizer kimertyohlingulizement counter??
'B': *Confuzzled*
confuzzled by Mizzle December 14, 2004

Mcfierce 

I am McFierce, it came from chrissay who wrote it on my IT book so mr green asked if i was fierce. PERVERT!!!! AHHHH!!!
I am McFierce
Lauren are you (Mc)Fierce (mr green)
Mcfierce by Mizzle November 29, 2004

mizzle wannabe 

Someone who wants to be me! A mizzle and keeps using my username to define words!!
Back off from my username (mizzle) you fucking bitch!!
GRRR BITCH!!!
mizzle wannabe by Mizzle November 29, 2004

asstralian 

An aussie male who dedicates his life to buttfucking wallaby bill and innocent squirrels on his sadass asstralian squirrel farm. Maybe one day he may decide upon fucking a kangaroo or a koala.
You fucking retard! Why the fucking fuck are you fucking that innocent squirrel and giving that wallaby bill a pearl necklace. You sick fucking ASSTRALIAN!!
asstralian by Mizzle October 11, 2004