121 definitions by mitch00uk

dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

hefty bitch

A very large female

I love ur bird simon, she is a hefty bitch , she is so fat

by mitch00uk April 18, 2015

pussy tearing

Rough sex involving a vagina

I'm really going to have it hard tonight , I'm going to find some rough sort and go pussy tearing

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

fisherman's pocket

A very very over powering ragworm smelling oversized pussy

Gee's I'm 20 meters away and I can smell her Fisherman's pocket

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

shoehorne

Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted

His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

finger sniffing

A game played mostly by adults, one person sticks there finger in a fanny,penis,ear,nose or between there toes or bum. The other has to then sniff the finger and guess where its been

Anyone want to play finger sniffing? I haven't washed for over a month so it will be fun!!

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015