The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts
Hey wat u doin?
are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.
wat dya want 4 breakfast?
y r u so l8?
your mums l8.
y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum
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