hair product used by guidos used to slick back and plaster their hair to their head. Also used to get that nice shine.
Me: Wow Mike your hair is looking extra shiny and slicked back today. You could probably stick your head out of an airplane and it wouldn't lose its shape.
Mike: Thanks! I put extra schmootzky in it
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