minghi's definitions

powder the pussy

To rub cocaine into the vagina. The mucous membrane walls of twats absorb the coke into the bloodstream quickly, and tingle.

I always powder the pussy before sex.

by minghi February 21, 2006

doing doughnuts

riding around in tight circles in a car, often resulting in circular tire-marks on the pavement reminiscent of doughnuts.

doing doughnuts in an SUV is bound to lead to a roll-over.

by minghi January 29, 2004

red eye

a coffee with an extra shot of espresso

bleary red-eyed college kids drink red-eyes around finals time.

by minghi May 31, 2003

Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist

every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.

by minghi May 21, 2003

SHIT HIT THE FAN

when a bad secret is let out and everybody knows about it to disastrous consequences. imagine the smell and splatter if someone blasted hershey-squirts into a rotary fan.

my favorite scene in the movie airplane is when the shit hits the fan. to bad its cut out in the "edited for television version"

by minghi May 10, 2003

body high

the physical element of drug experiences. it varies widely depending on the drug.

the best part about E is the body high.

by minghi May 10, 2003

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003