minghi's definitions

Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist

every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.

by minghi May 21, 2003

SHIT HIT THE FAN

when a bad secret is let out and everybody knows about it to disastrous consequences. imagine the smell and splatter if someone blasted hershey-squirts into a rotary fan.

my favorite scene in the movie airplane is when the shit hits the fan. to bad its cut out in the "edited for television version"

by minghi May 10, 2003

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

body high

the physical element of drug experiences. it varies widely depending on the drug.

the best part about E is the body high.

by minghi May 10, 2003

pediddle

a car with only one headlight. the subject of the pediddle game. when driving around with at least 3 people in a car all keep watch for pediddles. when someone sees one, they have be the first to yell "pediddle!" and touch the ceiling. the first to do so gets a free sex act from anyone else in the car they want(ranging from kisses to sling-fucking) which is usually predetermined.

i've been putting off fixing my car's headlight just because i like knowing that there are horny kids getting play because of it.

by minghi May 16, 2003

resin

the greasy build-up on that forms on the inner surfaces of weed paraphernalia after smoking. It can be scraped off and smoked as if it were hash. smoking resin is not as good as hash though, and this frugal practice is looked down on in some circles as being ghetto, or the last resort of a kid with no weed.

i love the pipes with chambers in them to hold a chunk of weed to get resinated. that resinated chunk is pretty strong.

by minghi May 6, 2003

nether beard

pubes or ass hair

person 1: i shaved
person 2: u still have a beard
person 1: not my nether beard

by minghi May 17, 2003