minghi's definitions

Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist

every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.

by minghi May 21, 2003

french inhale

a trick done with inhaled smoke (presumably of a cigarrette, or joint). It involves sucking smoke from the cig into the mouth without inhaling it completely, then opening the mouth and pushing out the smoke with the tongue while inhaling it through the nose.

i thought french inhaling was cool until i did it and my sinuses felt like shit

by minghi April 26, 2003

head

a stoner

i knew cort was a head, but does he really do coke too?

by minghi May 22, 2003

huff

to inhale chemicals with the goal of getting high. when done with a whipped cream can, its also known as doing whippits.

i huffed a whole can of computer cleaner last night, u know- the kind with the little red straw.

by minghi April 26, 2003

HIPSTER

someone, usually a teenager or 20something, who adheres to a counterculture ranging from indy-rockers to neo-hippies to skaters. they tend to define themselves by the music they listen to, and the outlandish clothes they wear. hipsters are opposed to other countercultures like goths, metal-heads, and gangstas, and they also avoid preps, eurotrash, white trash, and jocks

question: why does he only listen to bands that are never played on the radio?
answer: he's a hipster

by minghi April 26, 2003

piss orgasm

a rush of tingling energy up the spine immediately after pissing

If you've ever had a piss orgasm, you know what i mean

by minghi April 26, 2003

doing doughnuts

riding around in tight circles in a car, often resulting in circular tire-marks on the pavement reminiscent of doughnuts.

doing doughnuts in an SUV is bound to lead to a roll-over.

by minghi January 29, 2004