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1 definition by miketysonspunchout1234

 
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The act of having sexual relations with a disease-riddled ex-girlfriend on an elevator in a shitty hotel with the express purpose of contracting a disease in order to avoid taking exams and/or raising the child conceived in said elevator, then smoking a post-coitus bacon flavored cigarette.
Rather than study for his exams, Dirty Johnny called up his ex-girlfriend for a little sugerman.
by miketysonspunchout1234 July 10, 2009