2 definitions by mikethechoder

Top Definition
A preferred bathroom of choice in a familiar environment (usually workplace) which is either further away than the designated bathroom intended to be used or off-limits for any reason such as gender. Often the journey to any lafferty involves clandestine tactics to avoid suspicions of those who have that bathroom rightfully designated to them.

When referring to a known majority preference amongst a group then it is referenced as "the lafferty"; otherwise, the possessive form "my lafferty" would be used.
Matt: Where are you off to so quickly?
Ian: Trying to sneak by the girl at the front desk so I can spend a few minutes in the lafferty. Do me a favor and explode something while I run by?
by mikethechoder June 10, 2010
Any act of sucking up to a boss or coworker in a business environment.
Did you notice that email Jim sent saying what a great idea the boss included the boss in the CC... he just gave him the corporate blowjob.
by mikethechoder January 12, 2009

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