2 definitions by mike wilkins

guy buffer

space a straight man tries to put between himself and his buddy when they go to the movies together.

Mike laid his jacket on the seat next to him and told Aaron to sit on the other side of it in order to create a guy buffer.

by mike wilkins January 2, 2004

chubs

Derisive term for Chicago National League Ballclub, Inc.

Let's go to the Chubs game tonight and scope out the hot ass at Wrigley.

by mike wilkins January 27, 2004