mike truitt's definitions

Soccer mom

A woman who refuses to believe that anything that is not white christian middle-upper class is evil. Political correctness and purification of youth is the prime goal of this group. These "dress and act like we are 20 even though we all know we are double that age" sufferers are often found destroying the sacred enviornment in their oversized SUV's driving in an unsafe fashion, often times with cell phones in one hand and a Starbucks coffee in the other.

Tipper Gore.

by Mike Truitt June 10, 2003

mechanabalism

The act of one robot eating another robot.

Latin roots.

If Jeffery Dohmer was a robot, he would be a mechanabalist.

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

jealous

The act of wanting something that someone else has

"what now bitch" clearly is jealous of most people due to the fact that they have an IQ greater than their age.

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Cloud Strife

Character of Final Fantasy VII, often regarded as one of the most popular and recognizable characters the video game industry has ever seen. Most noted for the love triangle between him, Aeris and Tifa, and off course *lol* his Spikey Hair

Cloud is the coolest

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

qx

In scrabble the most feeble attempt at a word to try to get rid of two letters that will never be used otherwise.

"QX" is not a word!!!
---Shut Up

by Mike Truitt August 6, 2003

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The land in which all of the 1337325 live. Where nothing but numbers are spoken and video games played. This is a land of complete virginity, literally - there are only virgins

w00t!

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

MTV

a once great television station that was based off of the ideals of "sex, drugs, and rock and roll" but now has become an overcommercialized boyband haven with little to no actual music being played, ironically

Road Rules
Real World
Cribs
Need I go on_

by Mike Truitt July 11, 2003