mike truitt's definitions

dang ol'

Used as an expression of semi-displeasure when dealing with an object that has an older age to it.

That dang ol' truck needs awashin'

by Mike Truitt July 17, 2006

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The land in which all of the 1337325 live. Where nothing but numbers are spoken and video games played. This is a land of complete virginity, literally - there are only virgins

w00t!

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

opm

slang term for an Orange Poop Machine, a machine that poops out Oranges.

An orange tree

by Mike Truitt July 19, 2006

engrish

Engrish began as a racially discriminating term against asians who biologically have trouble pronunciating the "L" sound. Often times it comes out sounding like an "R". Thus engLish becomes engRish. However, it now has become more of a joke whenever there are bad translations on signs or video games...
"All your base are belong to us"
"You are teh suck"
"This guy are sick

by Mike Truitt June 10, 2003

choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

jesus bomb

The best damn kind of bomb there is

by Mike Truitt August 21, 2006

Devil's Fork

The worst damn kind of forks there are

by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003