mike truitt's definitions

Soccer mom

A woman who refuses to believe that anything that is not white christian middle-upper class is evil. Political correctness and purification of youth is the prime goal of this group. These "dress and act like we are 20 even though we all know we are double that age" sufferers are often found destroying the sacred enviornment in their oversized SUV's driving in an unsafe fashion, often times with cell phones in one hand and a Starbucks coffee in the other.

Tipper Gore.

by Mike Truitt June 10, 2003

girls gone wild

"Documentary" of spring break, mardi gras, and other events in which girls will get naked for a useless item.

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

Hasselhoff

verb. To run in slow motion

Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

Video Ho

One of those girls who is very conservative, but then when the camera is on her, is anything but.

Have you ever seen Girls Gone Wild

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

Clerks

A low budget movie that made its way into mainstreem popularity and untimately became a cult classic. Go out and watch this movie right now.

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

jesus tits

The best damn tits there are

by Mike Truitt August 6, 2003

dang ol'

Used as an expression of semi-displeasure when dealing with an object that has an older age to it.

That dang ol' truck needs awashin'

by Mike Truitt July 17, 2006