mike truitt's definitions

December 25

First official public celebration of Dies Natalis Invicti Solis, a pagan Roman holiday that was later co-opted by Christians to celebrate the birth of their favorite Jew. Turning the holiday into "Christmas" (in 336 AD) was part of a pattern of the church stealing various pagan festivals and feast days

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

for me to poop on

Generally preceded by a complement and an expression of gratitude by another.

Originated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Me: Hey, that is a good shirt
You: Really? Thank you!
Me: For me to poop on!!!!

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

opm

slang term for an Orange Poop Machine, a machine that poops out Oranges.

An orange tree

by Mike Truitt July 19, 2006

popemobile

Quite possibly the greatest automobile in since those funny looking bikes with the really big front tire. You know what I am talking about.

by Mike Truitt June 17, 2003

dang ol'

Used as an expression of semi-displeasure when dealing with an object that has an older age to it.

That dang ol' truck needs awashin'

by Mike Truitt July 17, 2006

Jesusville

The best damn place to live

I live in Jesusville and you do not! Na na na na na

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

jesus bomb

The best damn kind of bomb there is

by Mike Truitt August 21, 2006