mike truitt's definitions

opm

slang term for an Orange Poop Machine, a machine that poops out Oranges.

An orange tree

by Mike Truitt July 19, 2006

Video Ho

One of those girls who is very conservative, but then when the camera is on her, is anything but.

Have you ever seen Girls Gone Wild

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

Nietzsche

Freidrich Nietzche, German philosopher and poet. Renouned as one of the best thinkers ever. Coined such phrases as

--God is dead, God remains dead, and we have killed Him
--That which does not kill me only makes me stronger
--That which is done out of love takes place beyond good and evil

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

qx

In scrabble the most feeble attempt at a word to try to get rid of two letters that will never be used otherwise.

"QX" is not a word!!!
---Shut Up

by Mike Truitt August 6, 2003

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The land in which all of the 1337325 live. Where nothing but numbers are spoken and video games played. This is a land of complete virginity, literally - there are only virgins

w00t!

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

MTV

a once great television station that was based off of the ideals of "sex, drugs, and rock and roll" but now has become an overcommercialized boyband haven with little to no actual music being played, ironically

Road Rules
Real World
Cribs
Need I go on_

by Mike Truitt July 11, 2003

Jesus junk

The best damn kind of junk there is

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003