mike truitt's definitions

m3 >j00

leet for me>you Meaning that I am greater than you. Generally used to show supierority after a vicotry

by Mike Truitt September 1, 2003

Soccer mom

A woman who refuses to believe that anything that is not white christian middle-upper class is evil. Political correctness and purification of youth is the prime goal of this group. These "dress and act like we are 20 even though we all know we are double that age" sufferers are often found destroying the sacred enviornment in their oversized SUV's driving in an unsafe fashion, often times with cell phones in one hand and a Starbucks coffee in the other.

Tipper Gore.

by Mike Truitt June 10, 2003

root of all evil

My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen

Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

propaganda

When a government says one thing to intentionally get the public to believe something that is mostly lies.

There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

jesus marmol

The best damn marmol there is

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

Final Fantasy VII

A role playing game released in 1997 by Squaresoft. Most video game enthusiest recognize this game as one of the greatest games ever, and for having one of the best, most captivating story lines ever. FF7 is recognized as bringing RPGs into the mainstream pipularity

Final Fantasy VII is the greatest game ever

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

Hasselhoff

verb. To run in slow motion

Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003