mike oxlong's definitions

moteesah

Would you like more tea sir?

y'aunt moteesah?

by Mike Oxlong May 14, 2003

Dirty Manchez

An action of a dirty sanchez performed by 2 men (see Dirty Sanchez)

"That guy was a total bitch so my friend and i gave him a dirty Manchez."

by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

Charva

Charva is the romany (gypsy) word for unruly youth. Why it originates in Newcastle when there is next to no gypsies is beyond me. In my part of the north-east (Darlington) the word charva refers to gypsies as that is the correct meaning. The little tossers from Newcastle are just wannabe gypsies (fuck knows why) hence the use of the word charva to describe themselves.
Real charvas wear real burberry caps and rockports as they can afford the flash gear because they (somehow) make lots of money unlike the little wannabe rentas.

"charva kekka rokka" <---real charva talk not no imitation shit from the wannabes

by Mike Oxlong February 28, 2004

pook guy

1. Chinese way to say "to trip"
2. Swear we use to degrade dumb shits like you and to release anger and stress in different languages

1 "I Pook Guyed on the road"
2 "You stupid mother fucking pook guy if i ever get my hands on you im gonna personally rip out your right eye and left testicle and replace them with the opposing organ."

by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

hair pie

a womans "private" parts, only if she is frigid anyway!

i took a lovely mouthful of her hair pie

by Mike Oxlong January 30, 2003

thumb suckerjeff morgan

jeff morgan is the biggest fagot, he always sticks his hands down his pants and then sucks his thumb...he also thinks he can take nebody..hes a fucking pussy...he couldnt hurt shit...he lies about EVERYTHING too...psh! fucking liar...cant stand him!!!

yesterday while he was driving, he had his hands down his pants and then stuck his hand in his mouth..thats fucking sick...and he has a big nose!

by mike oxlong April 18, 2004

X0r

A substitution for the suffix "-ck". eg, wordhax0r/word, wordfux0r/word, wordchix0r/word, wordsux0r/word.

When using the x0r construct, the "-er" suffix becomes superfluous. Hence, "wordhacker/word" does not become hax0rer; rather, the terminal -er is dropped.

d00d, if i was a better hax0r, that chix0r would sux0r my dix0r.

by Mike Oxlong June 16, 2003