mike d's definitions

cuckus

-hair that is curly and matted, in desperate need of a trim

-with short faded hair, when the bottom starts to get a curl to it, typically at the 1/4" length, making it necessary to break out the #1 clippers.

damn shaggy! you need to go cut that cuckus

by MIKE D August 11, 2004

doubledeep

Brown people who work off commission at stores like Futureshop and A&B sound - instead of helping out one customer at a time - they will bounce from customer to customer trying to maximize their profit. Hence 'Double'-deep.

"Fuck, Gurpreet is such a doubledeep, he totally jacked my sale".

"Rahul needs to learn to stick to one customer at a time, that dude is such a doubledeep".

by Mike D June 20, 2006

wapper

A wapper is the same as a wap. It refers to a asian female, but it also refers to the asian culture that she reflects.

I took my wapper to Burger King; I fed her a whopper with extra cream.

by mike d January 23, 2004

ahhfff

it is a rather complex word used in place of a phrase such as yeah right

hey do you want to suck my dick "ahhfff"

by mike d August 16, 2006

Yakina

An old man describing the act of masturbation.

"I saw ya boy, you was yakina!"

by Mike D February 28, 2003

cheapdeep

Brown people who try to get discounts at stores like Bestbuy and Futureshop.

Salesmen: "NO, IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A F**CKING DISCOUNT, ITS ALREADY ON SALE YOU DAMNED CHEAPDEEP".

Salesmen2: "Wow Jerry, that guy WAS a cheapdeep, you've been knee deep in cheappreets all day".

by Mike D June 19, 2006

Doodalay

Term that means to have sex

Coined at Griff's house when we watched a porn with mad techno in the backround that repeated out loud sounded like "doodalay, doodalay, doodalay, doodalay...etc"

Oh shit dude, did u guys doodalay?

How many girls you doodalay last night guy?

by Mike D January 12, 2004