19 definitions by mike oxhard

dilbert

1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job.

2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.

Don't ask him about his job, he's a dilbert.

by mike oxhard July 13, 2006

near queer

Not quite openly gay or consciously aware of being gay.

He said he's not gay, but he's sure as hell near queer.

by mike oxhard July 11, 2006

cork

what you must insert to keep the hamster from escaping your ass.

He's in, now cork it before he gets out!

by mike oxhard July 13, 2006

tie

1. a garment worn around the neck helpful in identifying workers who have been rendered eunuchs by their employers and/or someone who thinks looking important is more important than being comfortable enough to do actual work.

2. also helps dominatrixes identify potential clients who are passives.

(Origin: when slave-catchers would tie a rope around a slave's neck. Also, symbolizes iron collar and chain used to restrain slaves).

That poor dickless fuck has to wear a tie to work.

by mike oxhard July 13, 2006

whegro

A white person who acts like a caricature of a ghetto black. Whegro is generally used by those uncomfortable saying whigger because it is derived from nigger. See also whafrican American

That whegro needs to pull up his pants and get a job.

by mike oxhard July 10, 2006