11 definitions by mik

puto

A derisive word used to belittle and demean another individual, especially if they happen to be spanish/mexican/dirty. Puto has a similar connotation as calling a man a "bitch" but may also be used in reference to any dirty slut who deserves it.

hombre #1: "I ain't afraid of no jail meng"

hombre #2: "You should be. They're gonna pass your puto ass around like currency"

by mik March 25, 2003

budgie

Polite word used to replace the 'C Word' where not appropriate eg; on a chat-forum such as Saintsforever where young, innocent eyes could be reading.

That blokes a total budgie if you ask me. Stop treating me like a budgie you budgie.

by mik February 17, 2005

luber

When referring to an ugly male or female, one would rather lube up a deceased person.

"Yo look at Cape Girl!!"

"Oh, that's definetly a luber."

by mik April 2, 2005

luber

When referring to a repulsive male or female, one would rather lube up a deceased person.

Mik: Yo, look at that girl over there.
Danny: Oh, that's definetly a luber..

by mik April 12, 2005