1 definition by midnight wapper

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Masturbating with your left hand if you're a righty, or vice versa.

Usually occurs when someone has broken their preferred arm, they are forced to wap instead of fap.
My mom caught me wapping the other night, it was awkward because she was used to me fapping my right hand.
by midnight wapper December 06, 2010

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