2 definitions by midlifewife
Javairya is complex, impulsive and often hard to know. You never know where you really stand with her until you piss her off. Then, you're basically dead. She's loyal, fun loving and never seems to settle down.
Beware of falling for Javairya.
by midlifewife February 10, 2017
Not all Creighton's are made equal. The male Creighton is an enigma. His lack of social skills are scary. How did he make it in life thus far? He is rich or powerful, but you wouldn't know that. He dresses nerdy and acts nerdier. He questions and challenges everyone's opinion's, especially his wife. He attracts nymphomaniacs or sexually deviant women. Sex is just another sport for him. When is isn't busy in bed, he enjoys his kingly meals. Despite his nerdy nature, he can mask his weirdness by laughing at people's jokes to put them at ease. Of course, he is judging the minions around him. If he ever happens to give a compliment, snatch it up and hold on to it for dear life.
Creighton's obsession with being a know-it-all ended his last relationship. He is also not good with secrets so don't tell him anything personal or criminal. He's only going to judge you and then you're doomed for a maximum prison sentence. He has influential friends who are more than likely politicians, but he's not the type to bail you out.
If you are really lonely and/or have time to kill, you are safer reading a book or watching the grass grow. Avoid this man.
Creighton's obsession with being a know-it-all ended his last relationship. He is also not good with secrets so don't tell him anything personal or criminal. He's only going to judge you and then you're doomed for a maximum prison sentence. He has influential friends who are more than likely politicians, but he's not the type to bail you out.
If you are really lonely and/or have time to kill, you are safer reading a book or watching the grass grow. Avoid this man.
Creighton is an enigma
by midlifewife August 7, 2018