A talk show host from 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' on ITV.
Basically he is a little weasel of a man who sees every situation on his show as either black or white (life is not that simple), he loves to shout and scream at his guests and has a awful habbit of labelling someone after knowing them for only two minutes, he will take his first impression of a guest then go on a hot-headed rant and ridicule him/her, followed by pathetic howling and cheering from the sheep in the audience. He seems to feel big and mighty having a audience and security guards behind him.
The whole show is horrible to watch as it just about laughing at people who's lives are in the gutter. I don't defend the usual type of guest on his show, but i think the looking down and embarresment of people in front of the whole nation is a sick thing to be considered entertainment.
JEREMY KYLE: Hi welcome back, our next guest brian has just made his way onto the stage. Hello Brian welcome to the show, so you have a child, and you like to go out drinking.
BRIAN: Yeah just on the weekend sometimes.
JEREMY KYLE: -YOU SHOULD GIVE UP THE DRINK IT'S PATHETIC YOU HAVE A CHILD!!!
(audince starts howling)
A TV show were a group of mechanics take someones old car and turn in it to a dangerous mobile death trap of various gizmos and gadgets. The 'Pimp My Ride' team see no danger in putting a jacuzzi full of water in a car with 14 inch plasma screens, and also the pimp my ride team cannot see putting pool tables and popcorn makers on top of car boot unpracticle?
I think the idea of Pimp My Ride is to turn your car into as much fun as possible so you will never want to leave!
CAR OWNER: Thanks for the paint job on my car Pimp My Ride, but I really don't see what the point is of having a full fitted kitchen, complete with a state of the art dish washer and a cooker hood on the boot of car?
PIMP MY RIDE TEAM: (silence)
Not only is the Simpsons the greatest cartoon ever, it is the greatest TV show ever!
The Simpsons is what the Beatles are to music, what De Niro is to Acting, what Tiger Woods is to Golf, THE BEST!!!
Classic moment from the Simpsons:
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
A old British TV show about a couple of ragdolls who come to life behind their owners back and go on various adventures (think 'Toy Story'). The ragdolls live on some random boat that is very narrow, and once the owner (can't remember his name) leaves the room Rosie and Jim magically come alive, however the ragdolls always seem to cut it very short returning to their lifeless state once the owner comes back into the room.
It has been argued that the owner actually knows the dolls are capable of coming to life, but he remains to be oblivoius to this fact and willingly keeps a strong silence, as it could cripple his social status.
(Rosie and Jim talking amongst themselves)
ROSIE: i could swear he knows we can come to life Jim?
JIM: Yeah but think Rosie if he told anyone it could cripple his social status!