michael hunt's definitions

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.

John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005

drew barrymore

Hasn't let her fans down yet? Are you fucking kidding? Have you seen - either "Charlie's Angels" or "50 First Dates"? Are you aware that she married the Canadian Retard, Tom Green? When has she NOT let down her fans?

A fan of Drew Barrymore is clearly on more drugs that Drew was at age 8, her highest drug-intake age.

by Michael Hunt March 15, 2005

flatso

A fat girl with small tits

That flatso looks like my uncle Joe with long hair!

by Michael Hunt August 6, 2003

shit stirring

Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.

He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring

by Michael hunt November 23, 2015

Illuminati

An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.

jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl

make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.

by Michael Hunt April 5, 2005

lap flounder

a ripe, odiferous vagina

that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first

by michael hunt December 25, 2002

Eye Rape

Seeing something so vile and hideous that you feel like your eyes have been raped because you witnessed it.

Dude, I was eye raped by goatse.

by Michael Hunt February 2, 2005